WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:21.680 Yeah, welcome to the largest open source conference on Earth. 00:21.680 --> 00:24.080 I'm going to start with the plea for help. 00:24.080 --> 00:26.360 We fed all volunteers well yesterday night. 00:26.360 --> 00:30.600 We are going to keep, we're going to feed them again well on Sunday night if you help with 00:30.600 --> 00:36.040 cleanup or thinking keep on at the table which you remove under supervision. 00:36.040 --> 00:39.320 If you want to volunteer, there's a QR code, generally speaking, there's going to be a lot 00:39.320 --> 00:44.360 of QR codes so I can move through, so just take pictures of it if you want and keep 00:44.360 --> 00:47.640 the cell phone at hand. 00:47.640 --> 00:52.480 If you need help or if you don't know what to do or just anything, yellow shirts is 00:52.480 --> 00:53.480 fast and stuff. 00:53.480 --> 00:59.280 There are supposed to know most anything, blue shirts are deafroom organizers which basically 00:59.280 --> 01:04.080 should know everything for the specific deafroom which they are managing, green shirts are 01:04.080 --> 01:08.560 the video volunteers and orange shirts are the general purpose volunteers who do pretty much 01:08.560 --> 01:11.640 everything else. 01:11.640 --> 01:12.640 This is the layout. 01:12.640 --> 01:17.160 There's also NF for STEM org, apparently forgot to put the QR code here but we are going 01:17.160 --> 01:19.360 to see one on the next slide. 01:19.360 --> 01:29.000 This will tell you where to go off note, this time we also have stands or booths in F and 01:29.000 --> 01:35.960 in UA which is on the right hand side of you so check the stand, schedule to see what 01:35.960 --> 01:41.680 stands are there, we have new places where you can talk to people at that stands. 01:41.680 --> 01:48.240 If you need anything, there is an info desk, we have on an H1NK, you can get some maps, 01:48.240 --> 01:53.640 you can get your questions answered, if you want to donate something or get a t-shirt, 01:53.640 --> 01:58.560 we also have online mechanisms to be contacted obviously. 01:58.560 --> 02:01.360 If you lose anything, it will make its way into K. 02:01.360 --> 02:06.960 Again, NF for STEM org is where you find all of the information including very info 02:06.960 --> 02:11.840 desk is, if you lose anything or if you find anything, either just give it to someone 02:11.840 --> 02:18.680 in a yellow jacket or with a yellow shirt or go to K and if you lose it as well. 02:18.680 --> 02:25.000 Network as a reminder, this was the first non-core networking conference ever to be IPv6 02:25.000 --> 02:31.520 only, it's largely fixed but there's one reminder in here, this is an open network. 02:31.520 --> 02:34.400 As such, please encrypt your traffic. 02:34.400 --> 02:38.560 Like you don't have to fall for the VPN crazy and everything but please at least make 02:38.640 --> 02:42.960 certain use HDPS and everything because sometimes people do bad stuff, we will find you 02:42.960 --> 02:49.520 if you do bad stuff but until it's actually time encrypt your traffic. 02:49.520 --> 02:53.920 Most important stuff or most important thing about fostering is the hallway track. 02:53.920 --> 02:59.520 The rooms will be very full for those who don't know yet, oh good question, who is the 02:59.520 --> 03:01.520 first time? 03:01.840 --> 03:03.600 Okay, nice. 03:12.880 --> 03:18.000 We are at capacity for this university so often times you will not be able to get into the 03:18.000 --> 03:22.320 rooms. If you have something you really really want to watch live or really see that speaker 03:22.320 --> 03:27.520 in person or whatever, it's a good idea to come the talk before or it may be even earlier. 03:28.160 --> 03:34.000 This also positive cause a lot of hallway track is happening checked to people, 03:34.000 --> 03:39.840 don't be afraid, most people here are super nice. So something sounds interesting just ask, 03:39.840 --> 03:44.480 hey can I join this conversation? Usually answer is yes and also this thing is super awesome, 03:44.480 --> 03:52.160 can we talk about X? Yeah, main communication channel is matrix, we also have IRC but there is no 03:52.480 --> 03:59.840 bridge. If you don't know what matrix is, you can go to chat.fastem.org and get an account 03:59.840 --> 04:05.440 and just register you see this in the upper left and then you can talk to everyone else. 04:05.440 --> 04:09.760 We are also going to wipe this instance after so it's not like super long term for super long 04:09.760 --> 04:16.240 time use which is deliberate. If you are into social media our main thing is on matrix for 04:16.240 --> 04:22.720 probably obvious reasons. Feel invited to take a picture of this and follow if you want. 04:24.240 --> 04:29.600 Also as is tradition by now I'm going to take a picture of the opening talk. If you want to be 04:29.600 --> 04:33.440 on the picture raise your hands if you don't want to be just like put something in front of your 04:33.440 --> 04:40.160 head or so both is completely fine. It's going to take me a little bit because last time I 04:40.240 --> 04:47.600 completely fucked up this picture and the panorama next takes some time because it's not super 04:47.600 --> 04:54.320 light in here and the human eyes are much, much better. While you're waiting as a fun fact snails 04:54.320 --> 05:05.360 have 300,000 teeth on their tongue just in case you wondered and I wasted enough of your time to 05:05.360 --> 05:16.800 be able to take this picture thank you very much. We have a schedule as most of you are probably 05:16.800 --> 05:22.640 aware. We have a massive schedule. We also have a ton of mobile and desktop applications they're 05:22.640 --> 05:30.000 all linked from here any single operating system is supported even on the Nokia N900 you can 05:30.000 --> 05:37.920 still get the schedule. Just go there and do your thing. See a few people taking pictures okay you're done. 05:39.360 --> 05:44.400 We keep ever growing and again this like this has already been the largest open source conference 05:44.400 --> 05:48.480 for years and years and years and we just keep growing ever more as we get new rooms from you'll be 05:49.840 --> 05:59.280 we have over 1000 talks in total and almost 1000 speakers maybe it's going to increase by by the end 06:00.000 --> 06:03.600 we also have something new called lightning lightning talks one of the things I always found 06:03.600 --> 06:08.240 weird when I joined first them initially was the lightning talks are like 15 minutes we now have 06:08.240 --> 06:12.960 super short lightning talks which to me are the actual lightning talks and I think we still accept 06:12.960 --> 06:19.360 submission so if you want do your thing we have a lot of their rooms you can try to read them all out 06:20.160 --> 06:25.120 I see a few people taking pictures and we have a second page of their rooms 06:26.000 --> 06:34.720 I'm sorry it's also all on the schedule but also now you have it on your mobile 06:35.600 --> 06:40.800 and we have a ton of stands as you probably guessed some of them are only for one day so check 06:40.800 --> 06:45.520 the schedule to be aware of what happens when and we have even more stands 06:46.160 --> 06:54.160 and we also have a lot of birds of a feather session they are basically come together and you discuss 06:55.200 --> 07:01.440 meet and discuss a topic which you care about this is fully interactive there are no talks given 07:01.440 --> 07:07.200 no slides or anything you get a room people show up you discuss whatever topic you want to be 07:07.200 --> 07:12.480 discussing maybe you take some notes maybe you don't maybe you have something which spins into a 07:12.560 --> 07:17.120 project highly encourage you to if you have nothing else to do and you're like okay they 07:17.120 --> 07:21.920 one talk is full I don't see anyone on the hallway who I recognize and know or if you're first 07:21.920 --> 07:28.480 timer this is the definition of everyone is welcome to come join and just talk so if you're not 07:28.480 --> 07:33.760 certain about hey I don't know anyone here there's a really good opportunity to just get to know 07:33.760 --> 07:43.680 someone and yeah just talk we have more buffs obviously we don't have hacarooms same as last year 07:43.680 --> 07:48.560 because we decided that you can also sit in the cafeteria or somewhere with your laptop 07:48.560 --> 07:52.560 we don't need to provide physical infrastructure as much anymore and we just use it for different 07:52.560 --> 07:58.560 things if you want to go to the cafeteria there is the navigation link also it's in the center 07:58.560 --> 08:03.920 of the campus and for those who know where the old hacarooms are if there's a sign which says do 08:03.920 --> 08:15.200 not enter that means do not enter every warning has a story etiquette please try and form 08:15.200 --> 08:21.120 orderly cues that one thing you really really want to see really urgently everyone else in 08:21.120 --> 08:27.680 this cue also does so please don't skip the lines or I'm so important I need to or whatever 08:27.760 --> 08:33.840 make it orderly so people can pass by if there's like a stair or something leaves leave a gap so 08:33.840 --> 08:38.400 people can go through it don't like block the whole thing aligned to one side towards the walls 08:38.400 --> 08:44.080 so people can walk past you just the usual try and make it orderly also if you're if your 08:44.080 --> 08:49.600 line is completely distangled everyone in this room is more than empowered to just say hey 08:49.600 --> 08:54.960 everyone can we make this orderly and just get a little bit of order into the thing it just reduces 08:55.120 --> 09:02.160 accidents it makes everything quicker for everyone else if anyone in a yellow shirt which actually 09:02.160 --> 09:05.840 says death of course I see a few people with yellow shirt and jackets which don't say stuff 09:05.840 --> 09:13.200 or an orange shirt tells you to please do or not do something please do so because we probably 09:13.200 --> 09:21.280 have a reason if we run at you just go out of the way sometimes we have to run and that means 09:21.760 --> 09:30.480 we need space if if someone yells and runs then make double space if you see someone with an orange 09:30.480 --> 09:37.760 or a yellow shirt in the future please consider letting them skip also the flip side is like 09:37.760 --> 09:42.800 don't push forward if you have an orange shirt there's one exception to the please rule if we 09:42.800 --> 09:47.440 do food runs like for example for walk or knock or something we will just go towards the end of the 09:47.440 --> 09:52.400 queue of the food stand and just skip the complete queue of course else we are going to be waiting 09:52.400 --> 09:59.760 forever and not making a fuss them for you we have 25 years of fuss them who don't know this is 09:59.760 --> 10:05.920 the 25th edition and last year I asked everyone to bring their t-shirts I hope you remembered we 10:05.920 --> 10:11.680 also posted this on a few channels and everything to more there's going to be the big 10:12.320 --> 10:20.560 photo session and also for all the photographers who volunteered to take photos show up to there 10:20.560 --> 10:25.040 and we're going to figure something out like how you arrange and everything I did not send the email yet 10:25.040 --> 10:32.400 but yeah and if you have t-shirts which have shrunk in the wash in inexplicably I have the same problem 10:35.280 --> 10:40.880 just bring them and like hang them on your on your tiny belly or or given to someone else or whatever 10:42.320 --> 10:49.440 also I'm going to do an anecdote session if you have nice anecdotes of how forced them happens like 10:49.440 --> 10:58.240 in the background feel invited to send stories and our photos to info at like not like random stuff 10:58.240 --> 11:04.480 but like something which is maybe not obvious to to the rest of the audience like if you gave 11:04.480 --> 11:08.560 that one talk in this thing happened or you organized a death room 10 years ago or whatever 11:09.040 --> 11:15.280 or something big in life changing like for example if you decided to get married because you 11:15.280 --> 11:19.680 met someone here five years ago and whatever like those kinds of things feel more than invited 11:19.680 --> 11:24.080 to send us email to info at fustom org and also join the session on the anecdotes 11:25.440 --> 11:32.720 we have a treasure hunt you will find you will find signage at some around the campus and also 11:32.800 --> 11:38.640 at the info desk and also if you scan this QR code you can join the treasure hunt 11:38.640 --> 11:40.880 I'm told this prices I don't know what the prices are 11:48.880 --> 11:54.320 then as accident luck would have it today is apparent de-global switch day so if you're using any 11:54.320 --> 11:59.840 close source stuff consider switching to open source alternatives because there's a lot of good stuff 11:59.840 --> 12:06.240 and personally speaking method on is way more chill than all the alternatives you need to sometimes 12:06.240 --> 12:12.320 shut down people who just talk to you forever but it's overall way more chill and technical so 12:12.320 --> 12:17.280 if you want to if you want to change to open source and get all of the grass off the mega 12:17.280 --> 12:24.240 corpse that's one of the good ways more on etiquette if something says the room is full this means 12:24.240 --> 12:28.080 the room is full it does not mean you specifically cause you as a special concealed squeeze 12:28.080 --> 12:36.400 in it means the room is actually full every warning has a story please send feedback we really 12:36.400 --> 12:42.240 like feedback we read all feedback we also take all feedback into account we don't always get to answer 12:42.240 --> 12:48.240 all feedback to be honest cause it's just so much but if you have anything good or negative 12:48.240 --> 12:52.720 please send it also for those who have something positive please also send it cause you always 12:52.720 --> 12:58.480 only send the negative stuff but we appreciate the good the bad and the in-between 13:01.040 --> 13:07.520 have been safety first and flu is real personally speaking i've been ill roughly 50% of the time 13:07.520 --> 13:15.200 after foster i see a few people masking myself included in a few minutes we do have masks at the 13:15.200 --> 13:20.800 info desk in k so if you forgot yours or if you decide you want to wear a mask after all we have 13:20.880 --> 13:27.360 plenty of mask left and obviously this is optional but you keep hearing everyone cuff around you 13:27.360 --> 13:33.600 so consider doing what you want but at least consider it and if you feel really sick it would 13:33.600 --> 13:37.600 be appreciated if you just go back to your room even though you meditate here or maybe just wear a 13:37.600 --> 13:43.680 mask so you don't infect others would be nice first eight if you need first eight this is 13:43.680 --> 13:52.720 very first eight is yeah also just go to the to the info desk if you need anything we have a 13:52.720 --> 13:58.800 code of conduct we follow the code of conduct we enforce the code of conduct if anything happens 13:58.800 --> 14:02.480 like you can you can read this also again here are code you can send email to conduct at 14:02.480 --> 14:08.720 foster org you can call this number any time of day plus please not three in the morning as a 14:08.720 --> 14:17.840 joke and you can ask anyone in the yellow ideally avoid putting this onto blue orange or green 14:17.840 --> 14:28.400 shirts ideally pick a yellow shirt or as in staff or go to the info desk there's a round of thank you 14:29.040 --> 14:33.040 all of the volunteers and all 14:38.960 --> 14:46.160 all the deafel managers 14:54.720 --> 14:55.440 all speakers 15:02.800 --> 15:03.440 and all stuff 15:08.720 --> 15:18.560 we also have sponsors without them this one be possible we couldn't pay for renting you 15:18.560 --> 15:22.000 will be or anything they give us a big discount but also thank you to sponsors 15:30.000 --> 15:34.560 if you are the opinion that foster mr biggest open source event on earth and we should not be 15:34.560 --> 15:39.840 dependent on on corporate sponsors we tend to agree you can fix this this the way 15:41.040 --> 15:45.200 complaining on social media does not help donating and putting money where your mouth is 15:45.200 --> 15:52.160 have more we also have t-shirts for sale so that's also a good way and finally thank you 15:52.160 --> 16:03.040 so have fun and be excellent to each other